Monday, April 2, 2012

FORGOT HOW MUCH FUN EMAILS CAN BE..

I have officially rejoined the ranks of the prowlers on the dating site again.  I only dipped my foot in one this time.  Some of the men I heard from had contacted me previously and where happy to have me back.  I'm not so sure I'm happy to be back, but at least it is entertaining.

One boy and I do mean boy, age twenty four sent me a "your so sexy" email.  Now, I wonder what a young man, that actually isn't bad looking, would even think when he decided to whip out an email to a women that is old enough to be his grandmother and maybe great grandmother.  Interesting how the male mind works.

The other young man lived in Texas, age thirty one, sent me a cute email that said he had married me, divorced me, decided I could keep the condo in Hawaii all in his mind, and he would tear up the pre-nup. He really was amusing.  He also said he came to L.A. once in a while would like to be friends because I could teach him somethings.  Granted I could, but I never did like being a teacher.  I figure you should have you PhD in manhood before you meet me.  So I won't be answering back that's for sure.

Another Michigan man, a little older, but not much said he comes out and has a condo in Newport Beach and wouldn't I get together with him when he was here.  No way and another one that I'm not answering.

There is a man in San Diego a little more age appropriate that per his profile has traveled the world for business and is now staying put.  He did say he would be more then happy to visit some of the places again if his future partner wanted to.  At least he is 6'3" tall which is more then most of the men are on the site. 

The other guy, who says he loves older women and has contacted me about two years ago, is back trying to get me to meet him.  He isn't someone I want to meet so I'm not answering his many emails.  He is persistent though and I have to give him "a" for effort.

So my toes are wet in the dating pool and hopefully I can get my whole foot in sooner or later.  There are so many fish in the sea, just not appropriate ones. 

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